Weezer (Red Album) In-Depth Review

Troublemaker- RATING **** A good Weezer song (compared to Beverly Hills or We Are All on Drugs). A bit repetitive, though.

The Greatest Man That Ever Lived- RATING ***** A great song that is different from stuff that they have ever done. Sounds a bit Queen-like if you ask me. This song doesn’t really have a chorus, so it reminds me of Bohemian Rhapsody.

Pork and Beans- RATING ***** This track is quality Weezer. The whole song is great. It reminds me of whatthey did on Pinkerton.

Heart Songs- RATING ** This song pretty much blows, but it is better than Butterfly from Pinkerton.

Everybody Get Dangerous- RATING ***** This song rocks, that’s all I’ve got to say.

Dreamin’- RATING **** Sounds like a classic Weezer song, although I could live without that lame slow portion in the middle of the song. Almost ruins it.

Thought I Knew- RATING *** Pretty boring and acoustic. Could live happily without it.

Cold Dark World- RATING *** Not too bad a tune, but not their best work either.

Automatic- RATING **** A great song with bizarre synth effects. The song is quite repetitive, but enjoyable nonetheless.

The Angel and the One- RATING ** Talk about a way to end an album. Man, this is not good work at all. I was extremely disappointed in this song.
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OVERALL RATING 3.7/5
This album certainly isn’t as good as Pinkerton or Blue, but it will suffice as better than their previous album. I bought this at Wal-Mart and they didn’t have any Deluxe Editions, so I will have to wait until my sister gets her copy from Amazon to rate the bonus tracks.

Theory On Black Holes

Are there parallel Universes? This is a difficult question to answer considering the various types of parallel universes one can be talking about. Of course, there is sting theory, which I honestly don’t buy into, but I do think that there are parallel universes. I had some interesting thoughts and discussions with friends and teachers last year on what black holes actually are. Now, I’m not a scientist (believe me) and I might sound like the dumbest person for even suggesting my theories, but they sure make sense to me. Be sure to comment and tell me where I’m wrong, or if I’m headed in the right direction.

Now, my knowledge of black holes is that they virtually “suck up” anything in their paths, but I don’t see where it goes, so here is where my theory comes in. What happens with everything (including light) is that a black hole is like the mouth to a wormhole and at the opposite end of that wormhole is what is known as a white hole. Except, unlike a vacuum cleaner, this is like a giant leaf blower that ejects whatever the black hole sucked up. This white hole is in another universe. A so-called worm hole (a tube the connects the white and black holes) has a way of getting from one universe to another, maybe through the fourth dimension. Many people suggest that the fourth dimension is time, so it could make sense that a black hole can lead to another dimension, or another time. Could this be the answer to time traveling? Am I a genius, or what?

Seriously, is this plausible or am I being ridiculous?

Five Stupid Words/Sayings That Make People Sound Homosexual

Tight- Are you kidding me? Well, maybe you should consider going on a diet if everything is too tight. My friends and me decided that if something was stupid we would call it “loose.” That didn’t catch on so well.

Dawg- This one makes you seem super-gay if you are white. Whoever came up with the word dawg either has a lot of pets, or was trying to insult their friends and then tried to poorly cover it up.

Insane in the Membrane- This need no explination whatsoever.

Hella- Dude, you are stupid beyong belief. What kind of flaming homosexual came up with this term? People who say this tend to be the type of people who smoke the reefer 24/7, so maybe it came about from people slurring their words.

LOL- This is annoying when people type it, but it’s even worse when people say it. I kid you not. And these freaks run around trying to convice you that they’re normal. Yeah right, losers! This is an absolutly unacceptable acronym to yell at people. If you wanna “Laugh Out Loud” then just friggin do it! Oh and by the way, if you think that lol means “Lot’s of Love” then you are an even bigger idiot.

My Favorite Bands

Don’t get all mad if you don’t like it. This list is 100% accurate, and if you don’t like it, then you’re probably listening to the wrong kind of music.

20. Smashing Pumpkins

19. Velvet Revolver

18. Alice in Chains

17. Nine Inch Nails

16. 311

15. Crossfade

Stop Global Warming! (On Jupiter)

Those stupid jerks with their SUVs are at it again. Pushing the environmental limits of the earth, and now Jupiter, too. Apparantly, there are two new red spots on Jupiter caused by heating of the planet, in recent years, near the equator. From what I hear, the greenhouse gasses escape through the gaping hole in our beloved ozone layer and head out in a tangent from earth. It just so happens that Jupiter was on the perfect timing of its orbit to intercept those gasses from the Chinese factories, our cars, lawn mowers, cows, and whatever else those tree-huggin’ liberals whine about. So I guess we need to start a new activist group dedicated to stopping global warming on other planets in our solar system.

http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap080523.html

By the way, if you bought the fact the humans were causing global warming on Jupiter, you may need to get your IQ checked. The point to my post actually is that climates on planets naturally change and that people should quit freaking out and should stop scamming people with their carbon credits. Also, I think the fact that Jupiter had three red spots is pretty cool.